Night Out

My Night
My night on the town consists of going out to McDonalds first off. Enjoy me some McChickens. Maybe get a McFlurry, but thats just depending on my mood. The I go pick my girl and see me a matinee at the old Kings Theatre. Then her and make chocolate chip cookies. Then I go home in sleep.

Homer Simpson
If I were Homer Simpson and I had to go out on the town, I would go to Moes pub or bar I dont know which one it is. Then me and my drunken friends would go find the Duff Beer guy and we would party with him. Then go to the Quickey Mart and get me a slurpy......and mix with my newly purchased Duff Beer. Then I would go and pass out on my couch at home.

Opposite Gender
If I was a girl I would go buy me some pretty jewelry. Then I would go get my girls and party at the club. Meet a few guys turn them down for the night. Now thats only 7 o'clock, I would go back to my place and freshin up. I would take 2 hours to do so and make my date wait for those 2 hours. Then we would go to a fancy resteraunt and I would drink too much wine. Then he would take me back to my place and he would be like can I come in and I will just say......NO!!!

The 1950's
If I was in the 5o's going to party I would be like the Fonz. I would take my motorcyle and be like eh!!!!!!!!!!!!! And hit a juke box at the local resteraunt where they serve burgers and shakes. I would order me a shake then the juke box would crap and I would have to hit it again. This time im not so lucky. I hit the glass and bust it wide open, and my hand is cut everywhere. I say im cool but inside im screaming like a little girl. Then I hop on my motorcycle and ride all the way to the hospital, get my hand stiched up then go beat up Potsee.

A fish
A fish in the see am I. I would blub blub all the way to the trench. A popular night club in the sea. I would see my friend Nemo there. Havin a bubbly Orange Soda. I would be like hey Nemo what are we gonna do today. Then we dance our tails off, litarally. Nemo left early for this reason but I wasnt going to let that ruin my night off. All of a sudden Spongebob shows up and we go back to his place for some pancakes. We ding dong door ditch Squidward, then break in to the Krusty Krab and make some crabby patties then sleep on the grill.

If I was a caveman and I was out on the town I would put on my best loincloth and take my best club and wheel shaped rock that my dad made me when I was a child. I would first go find some food and a dinosaur to eat. I would see one and bonk it with my club. Turns out it was just a squirrel. I ran then from the PETA, evil people. I would next go to a nice banquet where I would be up to speak on be half of my mother. They would get me a plaque thats says, congratulations Ug, your the last caveman ever. I would then get some water and run around the suburbs. I would get into some random persons pool. I was shot that night. They thought the monkey escaped from the zoo.